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I'm Keith. I'm 33. I'm Australian, and demisexual.
If you ever need to talk, about anything, I will always listen, and try to understand and relate to what you're going through.
I support everyone's journey in exploring their own individuality, as long as it's not bringing harm to anyone.
I have zero tolerance for nazis, homophobes, xenophobes, transphobes, or anyone else who seeks to control how others live through fear.

 

whatevergreen:

mikkeneko:

one-time-i-dreamt:

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folks: I have a problem

US gov’t: hmmm… that’s not good. You should stop having that problem.

folks: I mean I’d like to, but I could use some help.

US gov’t: Hmmmm. What if we make the problem illegal?

folks: Well, that’s –

US gov’t: The problem is illegal! Stop having it!

folks: I’d really like to but –

US gov’t: WHY ARE YOU DOING A CRIME

The above deserves to be inscribed on gold tablets

Sometimes, you’ve just gotta Popper ‘em in the jaw with this one.

Sometimes, you’ve just gotta Popper ‘em in the jaw with this one.

Here’s a new take on a classic meme.

Here’s a new take on a classic meme.

When you combine M&M’s, and Skittles… you get S&M’s.

When you combine M&M’s, and Skittles… you get S&M’s. 

This one is based on an actual experience I had recently.

This one is based on an actual experience I had recently.